idiotbh:

Amsterdam? more like Amsterdamn

image

,,

hi dog

me to every dog i see (via nerdiegirlie)

ugly:

"go get a job"

i’m a full time stay at home blogger excuse yourself

(Source: ugly)

meladoodle:

autodumb:

boys hands are VERY important to me

i imagine theyre pretty important to them too

(Source: jealousgf)

realityisoverrated:

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

OMG GET IT
IM SO HUNGRY
I COULD
EAT
A HORSE
JFC

18004206969:

i’m into some kinky shit sure… have you ever heard of “kissing”?

  • Adult: What are your hobbies ?
  • Me: I like to read(text posts on tumblr)
  • Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
  • New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
  • Tourist:
  • Tourist:
  • Tourist:
  • Tourist: I came here to have a good time and honestly I am feeling so attacked right now.

thosegreenapples:

lyrangalia:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

voltisubito:

Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway

Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”

You fucking named it the Desert Desert

way to fucking go

chai tea

I’ll take “European Imperialists Who Never Bothered To Translate The Local Languages” for $200, Alex.

"Soviet" means "union"
The Union Union

We’re good at this.